Krampus the Unholly King: Anthology of Not So Merry Christmas Tales

I pray ye children to hear my warning Behaved all year you must remain. For the yuletide season draws near, and the Krampus is coming If you’re lucky he’ll only punish you with his whips and his chains. With one cloven hoof, and the foot of a man With horns like the Devil, and red eyes gleaming. Run little children, hide if you can For if he catches you in horror you’ll be screaming…